or do I mean pageviews? It started out Light Brigade style - half a league, half a league - and before I know it, I'm travelling at a full Jules Verne... Poor horses!
Please accept super big thanks to all you lovely people for wasting a little piece of your precious life musing my humble offerings, I'm truly honoured . Unfortunately I've been very busy doing what I do and/or must do, consequently my message box has become so overpopulated that it has applied to the UN to become an independent state.
As hard as I try (and I really do try) I just can't clear the backlog it is an extremely embarrassing situation alleviated only by alcohol, so please don't take offence if I fail to respond to your message, I'm just far too drunk